Sunday, June 25, 2006
Conspiracy theories

i know you must think I'm some sort of nerd who sits at his computer all day and talks about how the government is trying to suck our minds out (I think this is a pretty good description).------------>
but hear me out for a few minutes and let me start with my first theory. Ok........... You know those television shows where the kids in it are somehow more clever than the adults? It goes something like this. The adult victim doesn't like kids and does something that is unmoralish. Like try to replace a park these kids play in with a some sorta factory, or he just wants to have it shut down. In the second senario, the child hater does something to a kid, like because he found some sorta radio-active dinosaur egg that if rubbed 11 times counter clock-wise can predict the weather and give you a cookie....I'm getting a bit too unrealistic here am I?.... Well.... The guy steals a item a kid found that can make you rich and famous and claims he was the one that found it. Moving back to senario #1 the kids are probably bummed out, and the owner, who is probably a poor, charity giving, kid lover, is having a hard time trying to let go of this place because it was his home, or the only thing he has left after his wife died, or seeing the children happy was the thing that kept him going in his fight for aids (a very unlikely senario but I'm trying to make make the guy look like a saint here). So the kids team up to save the park. So they magically get around his security systems (using their kid instincts and resources), find out something about him (like some criminal record he managed to keep hidden for years), tell the cops about it, have him go to jail, and the park is safe from destruction. ICE CREAM FOR EVERY ONE!!! Moving on to the second senario you can pretty much know what's going to happen. He plays tricks on him to ruin his career and has everyone know that he was the one who found the item. Then the guy gets thrown in jail, the kid gets rich and famous, and everyone lives happily ever after while the elves, dwarves, and gnomes, dance around singing jolly good ol' day. The thing is, it is so unlikely for these senarios to come out in real life situations if a park was to be closed down, and the kids tried to get the guy to go away, they go into the house and BAM! EURROOOO! EURROOOO! EURROOOO! Kid #1: what happened?! Kid #2: the security systems gone off!! Kid#3: how?! You used your spoon and glasses to relocate the lasers so that we could get in just like that movie we saw!! Kid #2: I know!! I don't know why it isn't working!! *SLAM* guy who's ganna tear down the park: who are you?! What are you doing here?! Kids: RUN FOR IT!!! Security guards come in and grab the kids. Then the kids get sued for trespassing and become poor on the streets while the park is being torn down. That is a more realistic story and in the second one.... Same thing. And do you know why people broadcast this? Because this was what happened to them. They got a huge logic slap in the cranium because they were copying T.V and found out in Hollywood, anything can happen, even the magic leprechaun can fly down the rainbow and give their gold to the poor children in Zimbabwe. So the cycle gets repeated because the children copy the T.V as well and do the exact same thing.
that was conspiracy theory #1, #2 is just as bad, this concerns video games. Why do you think there are no revolutions in Japan? Just tell me...... I'll tell you why.... They have video games. Now I love video games don't get me wrong. What I don't like are repetitive games (games where you do the samething over and over for either a really short or long while). You see the Japanese government is smart they know that it's worthless trying to win the hearts of the old people, there old, they'll end up kicking the bucket in about 5 more years any way. The adults? o.k choice, but all they do is work and raise kids all day, they're just the worker ants, pack mules, pawns in a chess game. Nope in a government, you have to focus on the kids. Think about it, the kids are the future, control the kids, you control the future control the future you have a get out of jail free card in your pocket. So to brain wash them into doing whatever they want, they have them play video games. No I'm not meaning that they want them to rot their brains and have them be dipwads, they no use as brainless zombies. It's repetitive video games that are the key. If a kid does the exact same thing over and over and over and over and over and over he'll be a single minded person who finds joy in doing things over and over like factory working. He'll be a guy who gets up, eats breakfast, goes to work, eats lunch, gets back to work, goes home, enjoys a few things on his spare time, goes to bed, repeat. Never questioning what his government is doing or why his life is like this. That's it, you've created your own mindless pack mule who does work out of pure choice and doesn't even care. That's why the U.S.A is translating games that are repetitive. Their trying to do the same thing. And it's working.
in conclusion... Don't play repetitive video games and don't watch baby cartoons. It'll help you, your family, and your friends. This is must signing out
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Ohhhh... So THAT's way I see elves, dwarves, and gnomes dancing around singing "jolly good ol' day" all the time... :p
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